If you’re dating a young Republican, you can always go with “smaller government.” That’s an evergreen.If, however, you find you’re dating a Trump supporter? This is one of the more explosive parts of the May-December relationship. An activity so archaic, you might have to give your lover a book about the history of reading. And you may then have to act the whole thing out with an interpretive dance.No matter how great your day might be going, your special person will make it better.
Young people today are obsessed with food additives.
If you’re going to be engaging in more than one bout of sex, take a nap afterward.
If you are dating a young Democrat, use the word “agribusiness” as much as possible. And, if you follow it with GMOs, that’s as good as a double word score.
Your love will be the first person you think about when you wake up and the last person you think about before you go to sleep.
When something good happens to you, this is the first person you want to tell.